theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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