I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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