As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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