So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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