I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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