Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
operation have a gay friend backfired
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They have beer where we have blood.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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