Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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