fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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