We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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