I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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