You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
COCAINE IS GR8
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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