is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
