He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I looked at my own cervix.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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