# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
