it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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