i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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