i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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