YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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