i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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