she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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