At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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