I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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