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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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