Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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