I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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