How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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