i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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