I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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