dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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