its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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