TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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