oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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