Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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