I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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