Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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