Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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