yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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