you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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