Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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