Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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