There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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