im holly from the hills drunk
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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