hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
lol hangovers are for mortals.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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