Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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