dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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