O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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