The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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