but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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