Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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