Pappa wants mamma naked
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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